surfandwrite:

surfandwrite:

the-fault-in-our-youtubers:

surfandwrite:

surfandwrite:

So I was laying down in bed with an excruciating headache when my boyfriend offered to make me a sandwich and I was like yeah sure please and then for some reason he got distracted and started to talk about something else and my head was pounding so I said “Cool story, babe. Now go make me a sandwich.” and he just literally looked at me with his mouth open before he finally said “You win this time” and went out to the kitchen

At long last after years of hearing this annoying joke coming from men’s mouths and overpriced shirts I get to say it to a guy.

Here’s a photo of the lil bitch where he belongs.

He is going to kill me when he sees this already has like 40 freaking notes

let’s make this go viral

*whispers* what have I done….

I showed him the notes and he said “oh god i’m gonna be a meme.”

(via andallthatfunstuff)

cloudy-dreamers:

Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion

(via andallthatfunstuff)

milwaukeemorgan:

Diane is stealing seats. Dump her ass in the ocean

(via megustamemes)

fruitpunchg:

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

(via dutchster)

sylvester-calzone:

finally told my parents they’re gay

(via dutchster)

hellabloggin:

american horror story: talking to people u used to be friends with

(via andallthatfunstuff)

thisrabbitsgonemad:

I PUT BLUSH ON HER SHES AN ANGEL HOLY SHIT

(via andallthatfunstuff)

thewizardingworldofharrypotter:

diagon alley, the leaky cauldron, and borgin and burkes (x)
thewizardingworldofharrypotter:

diagon alley, the leaky cauldron, and borgin and burkes (x)
thewizardingworldofharrypotter:

diagon alley, the leaky cauldron, and borgin and burkes (x)